| I think there is a phrase 400 miles of bad road. That pretty 
                  much describes the journey to get this machine. I found the 
                  machine on eBay for $400. Wow, one of my favorite all-time games 
                  so cheap, hook me up! I won the auction and was going to have 
                  the machine delivered to my house. My friend Brad (mame brad) 
                  wanted an air hockey table. I noticed a picture of an air hockey 
                  table in the background. I called the guy and he had one for 
                  sale. Since Brad and I both had machines to pickup from this 
                  guy Brad suggested borrowing a dual car hauler from a friend 
                  of his and picking them up. I thought, “Hey, I can save 
                  a few bucks on the delivery fee.” MISTAKE!
 I went to Brad’s on a Friday night. The weather was 
                    horrible, blowing snow and zero degree temperatures. We had 
                    to dig the car hauler out of drifted snow. Did I mention we 
                    were going to pull it with an Avalanche? MISTAKE! We drove 
                    the car hauler back to his house and the damn trailer was 
                    causing the truck to sway back and fourth. I think that’s 
                    when I first questioned the viability of this effort. We made 
                    it home and went to sleep. Five am next morning we get up 
                    and start on our journey. I believe it was -10 degrees outside 
                    and the highway was a solid sheet of ice. Brad drove the truck 
                    ~50mph. If he went any faster the trailer would yank us all 
                    around the place. A quick stop at McDonald’s for breakfast. 
                    I really questioned whether we should continue. Brad is an 
                    eternal optimist and said, “common man, don’t 
                    be a wuss.” Something like that ;-) Jake was also along 
                    for the ride and packed himself in the back of the truck. The next fun thing that happened was that Brad’s windshield 
                    washer fluid froze. We could barely see out of the front of 
                    the truck. We had to stop at rest stops along 80/90 to clean 
                    off the windshield. We would go into the rest stop and grab 
                    a big cup of hot water to pour on the windshield. Jake decided 
                    he needed to see out the side and poured at least a few cups 
                    of water on the side window. It was so cold outside the water 
                    Jake threw on his window froze in this really neat frozen 
                    waterfall effect. We also noticed another problem; one of 
                    Brad’s tires was losing a lot of air… F**K! So 
                    we put air in the tire every stop and poured the water. What 
                    should have been a 2 hour trip lasted 5 hours one way. We finally arrive. An older man meets us at the door. He 
                    walked us back to the warehouse and showed us to the machines. 
                    Both in great shape. I had called this guy 3 days before we 
                    left to make sure people would be there to help us load. My 
                    Cyber Sled game weighed 900 pounds. No one but the old man 
                    was there. Luckily a few guys showed up to pickup a juke box 
                    they had won on eBay. They gave us a hand. We loaded the machines 
                    and we ready to go. The trip back was a little better. I think it had warmed 
                    to 20 degrees and the roads were better. Brad didn’t 
                    want to drive 55 though. At one point we were going ~70mph 
                    and went over a hill. There was a semi ahead of us that was 
                    going really slow. Brad mashed on the brakes. When he did 
                    this the trailer wasn’t going to let us stop and it 
                    started pushing the truck right and left. I thought we were 
                    screwed. Brad was white as a ghost. We got lucky and slowed 
                    just enough. We got back to my house 17 hours later and unloaded the game. 
                    One of the monitors worked fine, the other didn’t. I 
                    turned the machine on outside and heard a pop, probably not 
                    good >.> Plus when Brad, Jake, and I were loading the 
                    machine in the trailer we needed to set it down. The machine 
                    was a foot away from the floor and I told the guys I had it, 
                    forgetting it was 900 lbs. They let go and I dropped it, oops 
                    again. I bought a new Well-Gardner monitor and it worked great. 
                    I tore the machine completely down and cleaned it very well. 
                    I had to re-wire a couple of things that had been hacked, 
                    but all was good. Again, tanks, guns, missles, great 3D, great sound, two player, 
                  you can't go wrong. My wife and I played this game a lot when 
                  we dated so it holds sentimental value too. I love nothing more 
                  than kicking Brad's ass game after game.
 
 
 
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